How to Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You!

How to Know When
The Witches In Your Village Are
Following
You!
* If you are downloading
a file of
5GB data and it Fails at
99%...
* If you buy a bold5 for
90k today and the next day the
price drops
to 20k...
* You win 100millon, u put am 4
bank, next
week d bank
declare
bankrupt...
* Your first day in a restaurant,
after eating fish, the bone hang
for your
throat...
* If after working for 30 days,
you got fired without salary...
* After selling your fathers
property to go abroad, and you
still got deported few weeks
later...
* If you take expo into the exam
hall, and cant understand your
own
handwriting...
* If after 6 abortions and d guy
still ends up not marrying
you...
* If you submit expo with your
answer sheet...
* When ur friend wey just come
back from America give u
cheque & did not remember
to sign before going back... .
Finally, If you are not laughing...
then the
witches in ur
village are truly following u!!!